It's not a car...
...it's a restaurant on wheels. Or so Eleni and Zoe believe. Within 30 seconds of exiting our parking space -- before we are even out of the building -- we begin to hear my favorite sounds from the back seat, "nyyyhhh, nyhhh, nyyhhhh." This sound is accompanied by the sign for "cereal."
According to Z & E, service in the rolling restaurant has been going downhill of late, as demonstrated by Eleni in dramatic reanactment below.
In the midst of relaxing, innocent child realizes she's feeling a bit peckish.
In a friendly tone, innocent child calls out "Waiter, we'd like some cereal back here please."
After an unexpected (and unacceptable) delay, that friendly tone turns disgruntled:
"Hey waiter, where's my cereal?
Hey look, 'Honey I shrunk the tip.'
Did someone say 'Incredible shrinking tip?'
...
WAITER!!!"
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