A long day's journey to the mouth

What we have here, ladies and gentleman is truly a feist for the eyes. I know it doesn't look like much, but once you know what it is you will be truly astonished. Right here, caught mid-journey, is the actual progression of a scrambled egg's actual journey from bowl to mouth via fork.

"Surely with a little help from mommy, or from some little fingers," you say.

No sir!

"But certainly this bite will make a sidetrip to the hair or a full detour to the floor," you suggest.

No ma'am.

This, my friends, is an honest-to-goodness bite under 100% certified Zoberator Elmo-fork power.

*cue applause*

NOTE: No comment on where the egg on the Elinator's fork wound up.